Famous Quotes from ...
George Carlin
- The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.... George Carlin {view}
- I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it... George Carlin {view}
- When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands... George Carlin {view}
- I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes... George Carlin {view}
- Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt plain.America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.... George Carlin {view}
- Rich White Men Don't Care About Poor Black People... George Carlin {view}